Cross Posted at MyDD

While many people continue to bash this Great Country of ours, a massive tragedy is taking place...right under our noses!

That’s right.  I’m talking about the gathering threat of foreign Oxygen!

While American trees and American Phytoplankton are working hard to make American Oxygen, the damn stuff is being allowed to literally float away!  It going to China...It’s going to Europe, and we are getting nothing in return! (Well, China does send us lots of plastic stuff).

For that reason, I am starting a petition drive to highlight this gathering threat to our Politicians in Washington.  Please print out the petition below, and pass it to friends, family, and coworkers...so that they also can be made aware of this National Tragedy.

This is my first attempt at a diary, so bear with me here.  I’ll let you guys figure out whether this is snark or not.  I’m not sure that even I know for sure...

I just discovered today that I'm a sexist.  This came as a bit of a shock, but I'm slowly working through the cycle of grief that accompanied this revelation.  Right now, I’m in the denial stage, thus the reason for this diary.

This revelation came to me today while reading the amazing literary accomplishment posted by Rebecca Traister over at Salon: "Hey, Obama boys: Back off already!"

More after the jump...